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Soldier Demotivational Poster


BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier


TAGS: soldier fugly bride
Rating: 4.34/5

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Brokor - February 1, 2013, 2:49 pm
It's not his bravery I would question, only his eyesight.
nextera686 - February 10, 2012, 6:28 pm
Super funny if said "solider" was acctually in the millitary. He is an ROTC caddet. you can tell by the circle rank and ROTC pins on his lappel. Just sayin
pcat - February 10, 2012, 6:14 pm
just your average military spouse.....should post this to militarylulz aslo
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
The medal on the right is for losing his eyesight in the line of battle, the one on the left is for fulfilling his duty of 'cannon fodder',


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the taps because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
Button that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean dicklicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bullshit like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that shit fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If shitheads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly asshole like you. Have a nice fucking day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this motherfucker (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two shits if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a dickhead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 14, 2017, 1:19 pm
The German's weren't evil, even if every propaganda video said they were. the whole world is built on prospective.
Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~


THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775




FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"




ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fire, for those occasions when double tap fails..


MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat hot dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. Assuming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


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TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon




VETERAN'S DAY -


TAGS: soldier respect veteran war peace
Rating: 4.97/5

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stenusmc - November 17, 2010, 8:12 pm
Nice! Thanks for that - very well said.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:21 pm
Hear hear!
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:41 pm

perfect
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Something all too many people forget these days. Excellent Aggy!!! 5 Lions saluting from this old Veteran!!!
Cubbybear - November 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
Warriors have my respect.
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks! Forgot to post it this morning.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
Very well done Aggy. 5
rerun - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm

well said.
Hawamleh - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
Respect


REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


BATTLE BUDDY - A Battle Buddy is intended not just for company. A Battle Buddy can save his fellow soldier's life by noticing negative thoughts, and intervening to provide help... and maybe some puppy breath kisses.


TAGS: puppy soldier oz
Rating: 4.59/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 11:41 pm
Good Stuff! 5L


TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...


WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.


TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.76/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women rape
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? Damn!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


FACT OF THE MATTER - There is no paradise, without sacrifice




MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.


TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.63/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm
This photo was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the goddamn duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
Monster.
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

perfection
gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.


US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3




SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".




THIS FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L


BRAVERY -




THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP - is soldiers in your cup.


TAGS: toy soldiers cup
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 7, 2015, 6:14 pm
Oh, my...I love a good pun. I'd give it 50L, if I could.
Isobar - October 21, 2012, 7:29 pm
I thought that's what the commercial said, too - until I changed the batteries in my hearing aid!
Bolverk3778 - October 5, 2012, 6:37 am
And Worst part of Waking up is finding the dead mouse in your slipper, courtesy of the house cat, which you have just squashed flat by standing on it!!


CHARACTER - "WAR IS FOR THE PARTICIPANTS A TEST OF CHARACTER; IT MAKES BAD MEN WORSE AND GOOD MEN BETTER." -Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain


TAGS: war soldiers character military
Rating: 4.88/5

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bigdaddywv - August 12, 2011, 11:07 am
Thank you all for you consideration. This is only my second submission ever, and my first "serious" one. I was inspired after finding some photos of my grandfather and great-grandfather, who served in WWII and WW1, respectively.
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 6:23 pm
Yes.


SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice precious save soldier wound
Rating: 4.69/5

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Nissta - March 7, 2012, 6:43 pm
He will be remembered just like those whose graves have been destroyed in Libya will be remembered, as a Brother In Arms. From a former solider now bent on trying peace for a living. I just wish for them all to be home and safe with those they love......
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 9:53 pm
VOTE RON PAUL DON'T SACRAFICE THE NATION TO SOCIALISM OR FACISM CHOOSE LIFE, LIBERTY, THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS AND RON PAUL 2012!!
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 6:54 pm

No worries at all on that count, Rick! God bless the Hockenberry family for releasing this photo for publication. Thanks, too, motinet, for checking on this. Didn't mean to cause a tempest. Just protective of heroes and their families.Thanks again~~LG
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 4:40 pm
good on you for the due diligence Mr.M.
motinet - March 5, 2012, 3:31 pm

I looked up the photo and it was released by the Hockenberry family to be published in the media.
Rick69 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
Lgvernon I really deeply apologise if I have hurt your feelings & you must understand I did not intend any harm either. However this is K. Hockenberry 19 who lost both legs & left arm in improvised explosive June 2011. I wish him to be remembered forever.
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 11:39 am

I thought that, too, and I hope it is.
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 11:38 am

I wonder if that sentiment would be solace enough if this man's child or wife, sister, mother or dad came across this photo in his or her email one day? I doubt it. The last thing this man and others like him want would be for anyone to see him like this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 1:33 am
Am I the only one thinking that this is a staged pic?
CloudchaserS - March 5, 2012, 12:39 am
I respect how you feel and I see why you would feel that way, but I think that photos like this help keep us from forgetting how terrible war is.
lgvernon - March 4, 2012, 9:08 pm

My husband went away to war and thankfully came home. This epitomizes my most horrible daily fear: that I would see him on the news or in a photo like this for the very last time. Please consider taking this down.


WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that shit. Clone the hell out of that shit. Make a goddamn army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


SHORE LEAVE - Cause even Uncle Sam didn't want you to miss this.


TAGS: military soldier army
Rating: 4.66/5

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ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 2:29 am
This deserves nothing but a 5L.
DevilPup - September 8, 2011, 8:56 pm
He's actually an Airman,but its adorable none the less
DarthMalicious - March 15, 2011, 12:10 pm
Nice. Thats all I can say.


WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.




CLOSE CALLS - There are few other moments in life where you are completely justified in crapping your pants.


TAGS: military soldier oz
Rating: 4.46/5

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TehOz - April 13, 2011, 7:19 pm
Exactly!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:33 pm
I think he pissed himself, but then again, who wouldn't?


STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back




BLESSED - Are the peacemakers, for they will be called the sons of God. -Matt. 5:9


TAGS: us soldier peacemaker
Rating: 3.67/5

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BuZZbomb - December 12, 2009, 8:08 am
Did he just say 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers'? Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?


GAY CHINESE SOLDIERS - How long before them and their villages disappear?


TAGS: china soldier
Rating: 1.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 3:03 pm
Too bad people are picking trash posters out of storage and bringing them forward.
bobo345 - April 25, 2011, 7:29 am
good
. - February 10, 2009, 10:28 pm
I think those are actually boy scouts
omfgtits - November 23, 2008, 2:36 pm
My cock is throbbing now. Nothing like boning a chink in the pooper. 8===D E (:


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER - YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


TAGS: gi joe rocket launcher soldier army
Rating: 1.74/5

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JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:20 pm
[email protected]
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:18 am
You're plastic. My argument is still valid.


YOUUUUUUUUU - Soulja Boy In Da House


TAGS: soulja boy you soldier boy crank dat noobs epic
Rating: 1.31/5

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Surri - December 30, 2008, 11:52 pm
Epic Woman Appears!
psychohistorian - November 23, 2008, 10:55 pm
Holy shit, it's Tarja!


WAR IS NEVER WORTH IT -


TAGS: war dead soldier marine sad
Rating: 4.21/5

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Hawamleh - August 28, 2014, 1:06 am
Willy hears him Willy just don't care
Airman - August 25, 2014, 9:43 pm
you are commenting on a comments made in 2010.. not sure you're reaching an audience
subzerowins - August 25, 2014, 7:39 pm
all of you talking about pie pac-man and other bs are disrespectful a-holes who need to look at a poster before they comment the picture is a daughter reaching for her dad who died for the GREAT USA
pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 6:59 pm
the pacman part is easy. there's only about a million versions of it on the internet
Chompers - August 4, 2010, 5:51 pm
Guinness Clowns? Sounds Amsome to me
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 5:27 pm
Ever Since Iv Come Here, I Have Decided that before i die I Must, try bacon pie.. guiness clowns and anime. oh and gummy bears, and actually play pac-man.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 5:23 pm
Now that is some sad truth right there hammy
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
I'v Never Had Pie...
TheMotiMilitia - August 4, 2010, 4:58 pm
Key lime pie Hammy.
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 4:46 pm
hate to sound retarded... Whats Key-Lime?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:11 am
LOL! Key Lime? I can't ban Key Lime!
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
?
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
Key-Lime
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 3:55 pm
This discussion ends right now. The next user to further the issue will be banned.
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 2:37 pm
I'm Sorry TOC But this Guys Wants to censor The Internets...
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
Blueberry!
thatonechick - August 3, 2010, 12:06 pm
Blah blah blah, let us agree to disagree, and pecan pie, motherfuckers. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, or take it to PMs.
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 10:28 am
And Barwick, Iv been living in a warzone for 16 years now, i walk around with a gun even though im a minor, you my friend would be on your way to the morgue...
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 10:28 am
It May Imply that It War Is Not Worth That Little Girl Losing A Father, I Just Meant It As you Never know When You go, So Love More And Whatnot. .
Wraith11B - August 3, 2010, 7:49 am
Hawamleh, how can you say that this is not about war when the tag is "war is never worth it"?
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 12:01 am
May I take a guess as to who is going where, or should I keep it a secret?
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 11:51 pm
dude, you have got no life at all.
barwick11 - August 2, 2010, 11:46 pm
WTF? If whoever made this was standing in front of me right now, one of us is going for a ride in an ambulance, and the other in a cop car. You guess who goes where...
Hawamleh - August 2, 2010, 10:18 pm
This Is Not About About War, this is about urging you to enjoy each and every moment of your life, the subject of war should not be opened everytime we see a dead soldier, remember his life not the reason for his death.
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 7:38 pm
this does bring a very strong message. war is never the best way to solve things. the cost of lives and the lives that they affect is far too great
Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 6:25 pm
It's not a question of whether or not wars have to be fought. It's a question of not wanting war, and understanding the price of engagement. Each individual life lost has meaning, and you can't forget that. Men are not just a means to an end. It's why I 5
Sean - August 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
WAR Once in a while, it's worth it. Time for your Apocalypse, Now.
TheTrashHeap - August 2, 2010, 11:09 am
Shouldn't YOU be on politifake?
Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:09 am
How the hell can you be 11B and still think this is somehow political? Obviously don't make infantry like they used to.
Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 2:30 am
With all due respect, Mr. Wraith, go fuck yourself. Violence may be the only permanent way of ending anything, but it takes a tole on everything. And if you don't see the moral implications of entering combat, you're not fit to fight or to be fought for.
Wraith11B - August 2, 2010, 2:13 am
Aside from ending Nazism, Fascism, Totalitarianism, and Imperialism... War has never solved anything. Shouldn't this be on PolitiFake?


IMPROVISATION - it happens when your orders are "by any means necessary".




TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: iwo jima neener salutes the soldiers
Rating: 4.68/5

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IllicoPresto - October 21, 2010, 2:16 pm
I'll show you tough! I once had a rejected Motifake and went on about my business. (Well, maybe a tear or two, but that was it.)
okami - October 21, 2010, 12:05 am
mah bros. . .
boeweizer - October 20, 2010, 9:39 pm
nope


CHICKS IN COMBAT... -


TAGS: military pilots combat funny femalesoldiers
Rating: 4.57/5

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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Staged. Hope they brought their poontang pluggers along.
HammerofHeeb - March 16, 2011, 10:33 am
Hey, somebody has to make combat sammiches.
CANADA - March 15, 2011, 11:32 pm
now it's a box-office
Swampfox - March 15, 2011, 11:23 pm
What was once a cockpit...
spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Nice one.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
LMFAO!


WAR -


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...


IRONY -


TAGS: war peace soldiers virginity hammy
Rating: 3.81/5

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Hawamleh - March 16, 2012, 10:51 am
you don't know that :)
RonE - March 16, 2012, 8:26 am
being dead is it's own kind of peace.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 11:06 pm
haha glad to be back :D and that is quite an honor my good man !
M0rd3kaI - March 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
:O WOW.... 5L and EXCELLENT motto, that's going to be my status on fb (the highest rank in my book... well, not really, but all funny crap gets that title.) nicely done and welcome back to full swing
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm
haha wise words oh bearded one :D
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm

Wunnerful! 5Ls
GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, like wanting something in the worst way. Nice one Mr Hammy
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:44 pm
haha I thought it was pretty swell too :D
mariand - March 15, 2012, 6:43 pm
Beware...Hammy has brought the heavy artilery... I like the analogy...
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm
Why thank you :D
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:40 pm
(carebear BANNED)


LIBYAN REBEL - Launcher, toy AK, cuffs, grenade, medals, knife, weird hat, more medals – I’m ready to rock ….




AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


IS THIS TEAR... - for a friend, a brother, or a stranger? Who knows? Thousands more will be shed, though, by other brave men. That is for certain.


TAGS: soldier tear
Rating: 4.7/5

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pickleviper - June 1, 2012, 4:06 am
Well inspector, if what you say is right I picked the wrong picture, but I'm glad if it means that that is a tear of happiness, and one less tear of despair.
SandRunor - June 1, 2012, 2:50 am
Uh no. With a Desert Camo old Kevlar? He was crying about his friend dying fool.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 9:55 pm
I remember this photo. It was a soldier shedding a tear of joy in 2008, on hearing that Barack Obama had been elected President.


VIGILANCE -




EYES - ON TARGET Although the recent budget cuts have taken their toll on training..


TAGS: eyes soldier
Rating: 4/5

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Sidereal - January 26, 2010, 8:23 am
The best of the best of the best... of the rest


THE US ARMY - Soldier 1: Look through the window and tell me if any enemies are coming! Solder 2: Um... I don't see any.


TAGS: soldier fail sniper army
Rating: 3.63/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:05 am
I saw this pic while creating my military series, and am glad I didn't use it. Funny stuff... :) Talk about ingenuity. I wonder how many hits that decoy took?


Casualties Of War -




PEACEFUL WARRIOR -


TAGS: peace war military soldier warrior
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greybeard - August 31, 2012, 10:20 pm
Thank you.
BoneCD - August 31, 2012, 8:19 pm
I second that ReRun....5L
rerun - August 31, 2012, 8:07 pm

WOW x 5


Redhead Soldiers -


TAGS: redhead soldier
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 1:30 pm
Any female 5oldier for that matter. Women are sadistic (because most men drive them to that). Make them a soldier, and woooo, boy! Your war is won.


LOST -


TAGS: tears of a soldier
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 10:18 pm
HEY!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Yeah, unless you're Gary Glitter ....
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 10:01 pm
We can't judge; We... weren't... there. Man.
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:57 pm
Hey don't I know it. In the Nam, I lost my virginity. Oh wait, that was Thailand ... and it was in the mid eighties.
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 6:16 pm
Well done Grim.


PATRIOTIC SOVEREIGNTY -




MINES -




FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.


TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.31/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching ass, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
As for your assertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your assertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is associated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling ass wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in Gay Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type assignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am
racism knows that I don't give a damn what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, FUCK OFF MOTHER FUCKER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bullshit like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist ass you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of shit called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey sluts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?


AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...


TAGS: american dollar soldier arab boy war
Rating: 2.53/5

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Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.


SOLDIER CATS - FTW




SAYING GOODBYE -




GIVE UP - The harder you try, the dumber you look.


TAGS: piano man soldier dumb
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mongo - May 29, 2010, 4:06 pm
And to play concert piano for the critters.....does he lug this around with him?
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:16 pm
Little known fact about this image. The gentleman playing the piano was a concert pianist for a symphony orchestra. He was acclaimed near and far for his Virtuoso, particularly with his interpretation of the classics. He left that to serve his country.


GERMANS - Such big babies about that whole war thing.




MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.39/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm
only if you're still alive after the first round


HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.




Sense -


TAGS: beach anime manga girl war soldiers
Rating: 2.85/5

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EMOagainstALLoddsXD - November 28, 2012, 10:13 pm
Those look like German helmets mroe than they do American ones.
usaf1995 - June 6, 2010, 9:34 pm
Now this could me getting WHAY far into detail BUT: Anime is Japanese right? So if those infantry are landing in say...Iwo Jima she could be coming home! never looked at that in that perspective huh?
Mandy - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
It's Anime, when does it ever make sense?
Justy - January 5, 2009, 2:17 pm
Yes, it does. Just imagine the pleasant breeze! What a pity it smells of blood, gunpowder and guts.


Respect -


TAGS: soldiers martyrs heroes credit hammy
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 19, 2013, 8:14 pm

this belongs on motitwist
forseti - June 19, 2013, 1:31 am
impressive picture!
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:42 am

5LLLLL, Hammy!~


WAR IS SWEET TO THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW IT. --DESIDERIUS ERASMUS -


TAGS: soldier war grief
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - December 9, 2012, 8:44 pm

nice


WAR IN PEACE -


TAGS: war peace soldier children
Rating: 4.19/5

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Chrysophase2003 - August 28, 2012, 5:55 pm
The problem is that killing an enemy nation's soldiers does not beat it. Killing its will to fight and oppose you does. This requires an overwhelming application of force which modern leaders are loathe to employ.
twill1962 - August 28, 2012, 1:10 pm
War isn't good for anything, except ending: slavery, fascism, Nazism, tyrany, ... An armed man is a citizen, an unarmed man is a subject.


PATRIOTISM VS RELIGION -


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Rating: 4.13/5

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Greybeard - August 31, 2012, 10:22 pm
Thank you...
forseti - August 31, 2012, 3:16 am
nice one!


Snakes -




AMERICAN SERVICEMEN - A proud tradition of providing and defending freedom around the world


TAGS: usa america military soldiers marines flag us
Rating: 3.16/5

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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Well, we did help free them from the Russian invasion. Unfortunately, Congress didn't fund rebuilding efforts that may have prevented the Taliban from taking control. Hopefully, we can do it right this time and maybe add a (2) next to the country.
iliketuna - October 13, 2009, 5:07 pm
can afghanistan really be put on there until you've finished the job?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Thanks, TS.
Todd Snyder - September 3, 2009, 10:03 pm
Amen - 5 lions 4 u!
a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 2:55 am
Freedom!Freedom!Freedom!Oy!
Anon - July 24, 2009, 2:36 am
facepalm.jpg
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:09 am
Wow, LogicDude. You are a wealth of info. Good on ya!
Dutch army - May 29, 2009, 3:46 am
Free then :P
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
If by "liberated" you mean some of the women were going braless and could vote...maybe. ;-)
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
Nah but the south of holland was already partially liberated.
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:53 pm
"A Bridge Too Far" for a pretty accurate depiction of the Op. Great movie!!!
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:52 pm
Market Garden was the first entry - other than by Agents - into the Netherlands. The British 1st Airborne Division dropped into Arnhem as part of Market Garden and XXX Corps (Brit armored forced) was poised to attack up the highway. Check out the movie...
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 3:47 pm
Youre right logic dude about the massive support to china and the help of congeuring the netherlands but I tought the british were the first to enter holland. Even before operation market garden.
Agent K - May 28, 2009, 3:16 pm
pretty much every island in the south pacific should be on there as well
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
receipt of assistance from the Allies in the latter part of WW2. They pretty much pwned anyone who tried to mess with them though...bunch of badasses on skis!
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:04 pm
China received assistance first from US pilots in the "Flying Tigers" and also massive logistical support. A US Army General - "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell - also served as the Chinese Leader's Chief of Staff. The Finland bullet was probably due to their...
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:02 pm
True - those countries listed that were freed during WW2 should probably be footnoted to include our "Allies" - but US troops were the first in the Netherlands during Operation Market Garden, liberating Eindhoven (101st Abn) and Nijmegen (82nd Abn)...
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
I am not anti USA but just want to clarify some things that are wrong by this austrian guy who made this poster. Still a funny poster tough with the sarcasm in it.
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:42 pm
Things I noticed: Netherlands was liberated by the canadians with help of usa. China was never liberated by any nation. Finland was an ally of germany and was never liberated but held its independance because of a deal with the russians.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:51 pm
hate for anyone's race on this site! I can show you were I've blasted those for their racism.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:50 pm
anyone who spoke out against the war as "unpatriotic" or for the enemy. While some folks' actions and words were definitely unpatriotic and helpful to the enemy, most were not and shouldn't have been lumped in with that hateful group. But again, PROVE my
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:48 pm
equate to hating his race. Only a retarded fucknut would make that connection. Far-left ass holes like you are defending their choices by labeling anyone who dares to disagree as a "racist". It is just as stupid as when the far right jerks labeled
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
in another poster and I missed deleting it where it didn't belong. I have since gotten better about providing more thorough edits of my posters. Please provide evidence of my "hate" for any race on this site. Disagreeing with someone's policies doesn't
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:45 pm
You asked the same question in a few of my posters. I answered it in one of them but here you go again: If you've ever created a poster (instead of just trashing others' work) you'd know that tags pop up automatically. The phrase "white" was appropriate
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:21 pm
While I'm at it. You type hate all over this site. And don't know why I call you a racist? Have fun living in your dream world.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Wow you really just don't get it do you? Answer my question about the "white" tag. Otherwise I'm done with your racist bullshit. Seriously. Justify it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:10 am
How about I call you Bullshit or BS for now on since that is all you know how to post. FOMF!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:09 am
Seriously?? You type MOOOOOOOOOO all over this site and don't know why I called you a cow? If you were any more ignorant, someone would have to water you twice a week.
mooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Is it because your speak and spell tells you to? I am not a cow!!!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:18 am
Why do you keep calling me cow?
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:11 am
this poster is self-serving then that is your opinion (which like others you've posted, is wrong and highlights your own ignorance) and I have no interest in changing your opinion. You can't bring logic to the blissfully ignorant.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:10 am
men and women that served before me, for those brave folks I serve with today and for those who will follow in our footsteps. It also recognizes the country that has brought more freedom to the world than any other in history (at great cost). If you think
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:08 am
Yes, cow, I understand that the US didn't act alone in several of the efforts of bring freedom. For Timmy Canuck, again with the ignorant personal attacks, you pathetic little butt pirate? I submit posters like this as a tribute to those brave men and
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:06 am
Uh if you dont do it for the recognition why do you put up posters like this 1 you lying hypocrite. i am sure most servicemen have good intentions but you just seem to want a pat on the back and a hero cookie.
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 1:09 am
While I agree that the US did a lot of good during WW2. WTFO, did u say allied forces liberated Finland ? You know "Allied" doesn't mean American Right?
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
others. However, I don't expect recognition or appreciation (it'd be nice but I don't expect it) for the US. In the military, we don't do it for recognition. We do it because someone has to hold the line. I'm proud to be on that line protecting others.
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:35 pm
time we are being called imperialists, terrorists, etc. from the leaders of some of our WWII allies. No country in the history of the world has helped other countries more through humanitarian and military efforts. I'm proud of the US and how it helps
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
that NATO, which was created out of WWII, doesn't have much military teeth without US involvement. When countries are being attacked (from outside aggression or from within) it's the US who answers the call to save lives and promote liberty. At the same
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:30 pm
Europe about us. The Russians had a mojor impact on the war as well. The difference is the US didn't keep the countries it liberated. We only asked for a little land to bury our dead who bravely fought for Europe's freedom. Fast forward to today, and we
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:28 pm
LD, cosider it a write off, $500 Canadian is only like $200 American (or it was until the market tanked). WWII was won by the Allies not by the US alone. However, our involvement was significant and it angers me to hear all the US bashing that goes on in
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:22 pm
BTW Sean, now that you bring it up you still owe me $500 Canadian.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
AMERICA They're kinda like the father-in-law, who loaned you the money that time ... so you and your pregant wife ... could move out of his basement.
Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:30 pm
ok one more time america we DONT hate you for your help no we are quite greatful but we DO hate the fact you keep reminding us of it at every opportunity besides we faught too and without us as well you would have fallen too we won the war TOGETHER!
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am
- lives for yours.
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am
- they come running as soon as the shit hits the fan. Man up, you Eurotrash pussies - throughout history you and other countries have needed help, whether or not you had the spine to admit it. The least you can do is man up and thank those who gave their
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:36 am
- else was just dead weight. The French had gotten their ass handed to them, and the Brits were hiding in subway tunnels. The war started in '39, America got into it in '41 and it ended in '45. Last few days my ass. Everybody loves to hate on the USA but
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:34 am
Some Europeans in here are in dire need of a history lesson. Americans didn't win WWII? Gee, I'm sorry. I must have missed the part where Europeans won the war in the Pacific or did jack shit on the western front. Russians and Americans won WWII. Everyone
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:57 pm
This list came from an Australian political cartoonist. It represents a foreign national's belief in how the US has provided freedom around the globe. It's dumb to not respect a nation that has fought and sacrificed for so many others' freedoms.
Aqa - April 10, 2009, 9:47 am
...Agendas aside, the list just names countries on whose territories wars were fought, and the US were involved at a point. It doesn't even take notice if the US were connected with any regime change. You could make a list, but this is not it. It's..dumb
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
I would argue semantics on that, H. We can look at the bunch running the show now and see that clearly.
Hector - March 26, 2009, 7:54 am
I'd like to suggest reading a book or two or three. Chalmers Johnson's "Blowback" series. At least Wiki Chalmers Johnson and read a synopsis. America is not intrinsically evil but America's government often acts shamefully.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:40 pm
We provide freedom, not imperialism. You can hate all you want but few other countries in the world have what it takes to do the right thing. So Step Up or Step Aside.
Purity - March 25, 2009, 7:30 am
Another dictator overthrown and country occupied by America's new wave of imperialism. Yay... Nothing against the servicemen though. Most of them, anyways... Who am I kidding?.. I hate America... -_-;
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:40 am
PNG was part of Australia at the time - also wrt ww2 thanks for profiteering before coming in...Really helped the allied cause...
xxx - February 19, 2009, 2:29 pm
yeah.... i love when americans say that they won ww 1/2..... they just come up in last few days, and hooray-we won, you all should be grateful..... lol
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 11:44 pm
Awwwww poor guy, inferiority complex got ya down? Join up with the ragheads and help to put us in our place then. I'm sure we can find a suicide belt for you somewhere to practice with...
not-american - February 17, 2009, 8:28 pm
wow. the sheer arrogance of americans will never cease to amaze me. it's like you think the world would fall to shit if you weren't there to invdade countries every couple of years. you didn't stop WW1, you didn't stop WWII. there WERE no WMD in iraq.Deal
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 3:00 pm
no fucking idea what you just said. I was in a SFOR in 99 in Gorazde, and in KFOR 08 in slim lines Pirstina. not being inapropriate is that some px thing?
Mark - January 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
oh shuddup - At risk of getting too personal, are you with KFOR or what? I spent some time in FYROM at CAS. Is Brown & Root Services still working there and what is your opinion of BRS? If you feel it inappropriate to answer, I'll understand.
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:05 pm
closest thing to stable and normal values, sure MTV sucks and Mcdonalds make you fat, and dumb people roam the place, but you take a look at kosovars, and youll be begging to live in hicksville alabama in 2 seconds, and im not even white
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:03 pm
so where you from greg ole boy? somewhere european i suppose, with the western values? or perhaps one of those bastions of democracy such as Saudi Arabia or Yemen? cuz we know those fuckers got freedom... come on, yanks arent perfect, but they are the
LogicDude - January 27, 2009, 10:58 am
Poor greg...he's never been quite the same since the "Brady Bunch" went off the air.
greg - January 27, 2009, 10:24 am
f** u fat asses what u call "freedom" is ur stinky capitalism, u fu**ing NAZIS I hope u all burn in hell. CURSE AMERICA land of stupidity and money
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:28 pm
and wait for them to come around... nobody likes living in the shit, just takes some people longer to realize it. In the end they come around to us. just cant scream in their ears "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" all the fucking time
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
aculturation, was allowing tribes and people come to them, giving them time, allowing them to want to be like them, not the forcefeeding that big companies do, and the politics condone. you cant change the fuckers overnight. gotta show that shiny carrot
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:24 pm
hell ill eat it, i prefer healthy food, but ill eat burgers, but the thing is expecting other cultures, that are way off, to adopt the lifestyle, because it works for the states. I was reading up on romans a couple of weeks back and their way of ->
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 8:23 am
We are fueled by the Big Mac...kind of sucks at times, but that and french fries are what we run on.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 8:40 pm
ive been blessed to work with yanks in kosovo and bosnia, and...im still fucking confused as how they got to be a superpower, because throwing money at problems is hardly the way to go. "oh we like mcdonalds so we better build one here" is just wrong
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:17 pm
Sometimes it's hard to ask for help and even harder to say "thank you" after you get it.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 12:58 pm
Then how come nobody likes the fuckers ?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:20 am
Finland was occupied by the Nazis in WWII. Allied forces liberated them.
insanit - January 20, 2009, 1:38 am
When the hell did America save finland?
William Clinton - January 8, 2009, 4:29 am
Go Team America!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 1:21 am
America does indeed rock freedom, and it rocks it hard!
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:44 am
Bad joke, forgiven.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:34 am
That was a bad joke, I apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:33 am
Until China can pump out freedom at three cents a unit, you mean, Porcelina? Freedom with traces of lead?
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:15 am
Hey, Porc! We're on the same side on this one. Excellent!
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 3:06 am
Thanks for nothing? By no means do I support war, but never say thanks for nothing. We have our freedom (for the most part), so if you would like to go move to China go right the fuck ahead.
Lixus - January 6, 2009, 2:57 am
Haha! Ain't this somethink :D What can I say, well.. "Thanks for nothing " :D
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 6:08 pm
we fought china on N. Korean soil in the early 50's. also....wasn't china invading Tibet at that time also? im gonna have to look this up now.....its gonna bug me....thnx alot....lol
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:27 am
MN, China didn't become a real Communist nation (actually EVER) until 1949 - after WWII. They chased the good guys onto what we now call Taiwan.
John - January 5, 2009, 3:46 am
America, we'll liberate the SHIT out of you!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 2:10 am
but they were commies. and we ended up fighting them again in N Korea 10 years later. im torn on this one bud
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
...because the 2nd Seno-Japanese war ended up being rolled into WWII. Therefore, China was our ally at the time.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:38 pm
Like I said, I didn't create the poster so the list isn't by my standards. However, I think it should count.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 11:23 pm
huh! thanks for the info WTFO. i knew they were involved with japan but i still dont know if i would consider them for the list on the poster. does that qualify?
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:50 pm
BTW, Matters not. China was fighting Japan in the 2nd Seno-Japanese war, which came to an end when the US got Japan to surrender in 1945.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:39 pm
...if you're not American, I'm sure we'll be visiting your country soon. I recommend investing in ear-plugs, bombing runs can get pretty loud.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:38 pm
/b/, how many servivemen/women do you know? If you're an American, then your a disrespectful uneducated piece of shit for trying to put down those who defend your freedom.
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 2:52 pm
At one time or another in our nation's history we either freed, helped to free, or assisted these places from takeover. A lot of them in the last century...have to look at every conflict we were in to see some of them.
Elder God Douchebag - January 4, 2009, 11:58 am
Considering the usage of -fag in its name, I'm gonna have to go with /b/tard.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 3:57 am
what the hell is this dude talking about below? someone help me out here.
EUfag - January 4, 2009, 3:56 am
brainwashed morons. u took it up the A from ur drillsarge one time too many
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:56 am
not yet = Cuba *sigh*
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am
Not ... yet ... * index finger touch to nose *
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am
China? where was i for that one?
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:51 am
also......why do you say Cuba? we never liberated them!
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:48 am
Iwo Jima is not a counrty. it is a part of the ogasawara islands wich are still considered a "part" of tokyo, Japan.
TK - January 3, 2009, 8:38 am
Forgot Phillipines, Guadacanal, Iwo Jima, Okinawa, Cuba, China, to name a few more


LEVITATION - Only in the army.




WAR ZONE - The enemy is everywhere.


TAGS: war boy soldier pee helmet
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:48 pm
Great Pic.


ALTERNATIVES -




11 NOVEMBER 1918 - "The war that will end war" Ended !


TAGS: ww i armistice flandersfields unknownsoldier
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:35 am
I guess that's what he wanted to say. 5 depressed warriors
Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Only thing is....it didn't.


REASONS -




THE US ARMY - To Hogwarts!!!


TAGS: soldiers broom fail
Rating: 3.88/5

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doc351 - January 26, 2012, 8:08 am
thats not the army, army doesn't wear eight point covers. thats marines
Wytch - January 26, 2012, 1:38 am
5L
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:55 pm
dude this one is hilarious !


THE REPEAL OF DONT ASK, DONT TELL... -




BLESSED BE THE LORD MY STRENGTH -


TAGS: soldier creedo military
Rating: 3.68/5

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5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 2:24 pm
I don't see how the Misfits reference (helmet) fits into the wording below... please explain
Reality Lord - January 8, 2011, 11:01 am

5 blessed ouchies


US ARMY - They understood that our Constitution and the freedom it guarantees are worth fighting for.




THIRD TOUR IN IRAQ - Mmmmm, I could definitely hit that ....


TAGS: goat soldier iraq
Rating: 2.6/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:25 pm
For the record.. this is Afgan. Can tell by the Patch. I have been in Iraq 4 tours and that goat wouldn't do it for me... Camel maybe.
Katrina - December 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
Just like the one wing dove sings a song, sounds like she singin'... baaa baaa baaaaaaa!
Me_ - December 8, 2009, 1:35 pm
Is that Stevie Nicks?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
"she?" ... LD I think you got ripped off ... or not, as the predilection may be.
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 4:49 pm
*pssssst!* That's Afghanistan...see the ISAF patch on his sleeve? Plus, I know where that goat works - and she is worth every penny.


DONT NEED TO - you do that pretty well all by yourselves.


TAGS: soldiers army
Rating: 2.53/5

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BrokenEye - August 16, 2010, 12:24 pm
Ayo!
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:23 am
brockeva, you're a disgrace. Really. Just because someone is willing to put their lives in danger to protect the lives of others doesn't make them crazy suicidal. Those people are called martyrs. Look it up. Even Jesus did it and people pray to him now!
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:20 am
Marines: Seriously, you may be pretty badass but quit downgrading other military personel. You're not the only ones who kick ass at wartime nor are you the only ones risking your lives. Your fellow Marines shouldn't be your only brothers.
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:19 am
The point is not what they are fighting for it is that they are fighting period. They are risking their lives for this country. What have you done to contribute? Nada.
Troglodite - July 23, 2009, 9:35 pm
Maybe, but clearly marines can't wield the language to save their lives.
guest - June 27, 2009, 5:53 pm
FUCK you i bet i could kick your pansey fucking ass the green beret could kill you wit a napkin
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:00 pm
Thank you. Thank you. I love you all. *bows*
Porcelina - January 5, 2009, 5:09 pm
hahahaha. Barockeva FTW
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:56 am
you win dipshit. bye
bob - January 5, 2009, 4:51 am
But folgers tastes better.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:47 am
because "you're" a yuppi fuck who thinks his shit doesn't stink. and why go back to barockeva....just keep the allias list going.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:36 am
Why the shit would I waste money on starbucks when folgers is better?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:26 am
oh go hug a tree. you might get hit by a bus on your way back from starbucks tommorow. dont spill.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:17 am
I'm not waiting for a handout. I'm letting the crazy suicidal people go do their thing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:10 am
or it means you love and honor the sacrifices made prior to your own, and are willing to fight to preserve what others worked so hard for. its called selfless service. and serving my country makes more sense to me than waiting for a handout.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am
Putting your life on the line doesn't take balls. It takes a lack of sanity. Self preservation ftw.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am
hey dipshit...bob/barockeva/bob sanction......grow a pair, and set down your starbucks. people like you are the first to complain and rip on troops but will never sacrifice shit for anyone. ...#10....STFU
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:36 am
They willingly agreed to go to that part of the world. So they really don't have much right to complain. If you shoot yourself in the foot, you deserve the shot in the foot.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:27 am
true: I am sure your last comment wasnt directed towards me...but just incase....you dont see me doing anything because im stuck in the same shithole as the marines in this picture. so suck it.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Why would I need to do anything? I live in a pretty remote part of the country with very few natural resources. When society crumbles I'll just keep on living.
true - January 3, 2009, 5:15 am
i don't see your stupid ass doing anything but make up shit like this you bitch ass motherfucker
Matters_Not - January 3, 2009, 3:52 am
hey barockeva....how many times do i have to tell you to STFU? honestly.....i think this makes 3 or 4 now
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 3:02 pm
Ecko, dictators rise from within. So no, they are not protecting anyone from a dictator. Because in case you hadn't noticed, our freedoms keep getting lighter and lighter. And the terrorists aren't the ones to blame for that either.
Ecko - December 21, 2008, 11:53 pm
And the marines and the military are the ones who are out there fighting so you can be a dumbass and say shit like this without getting killed by some fag dicator
LogicDude - December 13, 2008, 2:11 pm
Apparently barockeva suffers from a strange malady which disconnects the brain's thought processes whenever the hands are placed on a computer keyboard. I wonder if House can help out with this one?
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 12:46 pm
They're all glorified killing machines brainwashed into thinking they're defending America from terrorists when in reality they're protecting commercial investments.
amnic - November 21, 2008, 12:01 pm
pointless. without one, the rest become ineffective.
amnic - November 21, 2008, 12:00 pm
yeah some marines are dicks and some arent. the same goes for all branches. af, army, usmc, or navy, we are all over there at some point in time doing our job and supporting each other. one team one fight. so if people wanna argue about who's better. its
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:06 am
while on tour n see howfunny your ass is when you return. specially when u get nailed with a 15 month tour which a good amount are serving
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:05 am
uhm..ima marine n i don't think im hot shit..marines army same fucking shit were both over there risking life and death for some sorry ass fuck to say some stupid shit.. i would love to see your panzy ass stand under heavy fire or get nailed by and IED wh
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:27 am
anging that.
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:27 am
uch as Army Corp Eng. play a big role in things such as infrastructure while in theater for all forces. Jeez this could take forever there is a lot that separates the us forces which are holdovers to an earlier time but slowly the unified commands are ch
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:26 am
y are only complete as a force while under naval air, and have much less internal cavalry or artillery support than the army). Also Marines are trained a bit harder than Army, fact but also demonstrated by the 10:3.6 Army to Marine ratio. Also, things s
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:26 am
use the army to hold territory and the marines to take territory, partly because in the big picture the Army is in theory more self sufficient away from home (they are a more rounded force) while the Marines tend to do better with shorter deployments (the
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:25 am
No no no. There are SF are in all branches of service, but more to the point Forecon is specifically tasked with green operations in a large theater such as Iraq or Afghanistan. Once the global commands were established the very general idea has been to
Casin - September 16, 2008, 9:22 pm
For me, the reason I hate the Marines is because they make themselves out to be the best things in the world, the greatest fighters, greatest soldiers, ect. Even though the TRUE first one in are the SF. Which is a part of the Army.
Sgt Marine - September 14, 2008, 4:21 pm
Most people just dont understand what Marines do , we are sent in first , and most of the time have to go back and take control again where The Army can not keep things straight. The Army does not like to tell those stories. But that's ok we are not mad .
RikardsMom - July 6, 2008, 5:36 pm
He's just jealous sweety...Rik's homosexual tendencies kept him out of the Corps. So he blames them.
Rikard - July 4, 2008, 9:33 pm
Because Marines are the most arrogant assholes ever, they will blow smoke up your ass and yell stupid catchphrases like it were a fraternity they had enlisted in...
Amy - May 28, 2008, 10:24 pm
An honest question-i've noticed that many americans are defensive of the army on here but absolutly hate the marines. why is that? I don't know that much about marines.
Barbrady - May 28, 2008, 10:11 am
fucking hilarious xDDD
santa clause - May 18, 2008, 7:44 pm
thanks :D
chareuleu - May 18, 2008, 10:43 am
brilliant


PLEXIGLASS -




Remembrance -


TAGS: veteran ww2 honours unknown soldier
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 12, 2013, 7:29 am
Thanks For Understanding,mao.
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:53 pm
Love it when a string of good posters come together. This is one of ‘em.
Silverheart - November 11, 2013, 8:22 pm

That's any touch screen, including tablets, for me
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:36 pm
My ipad is hard to type. On
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:33 pm
Mistake sorry.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L


THE WAY HOME -




THE IDENTITY CRISIS -




THE GREAT WAR -




TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS -




DEATH -




BILLY DONT BE A HERO -




SUICIDE -


TAGS: imagine all the soldiers living life in peace
Rating: 4.13/5

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NZSarge - August 26, 2011, 8:09 am
:)Where the hell did you find that photo? It was taken at the Classic Fighters Airshow at Omaka,near Blenheim in New Zealand in 2005, where I live. I built the hedghog in the background! Check out youtube for some excellent footage of the show.
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROFL! great pic, fantastic comments. Auch von mir fünf Löwen! ;)
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:41 am
If you're like me, you drink beer in the shower, and blame Yoko Ono for not breaking up the Beatles soon enough. OK. You're not, and so you don't. But that just makes you a flaming communist in my book, mister and/or mistress!
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:33 pm
that's just plain funny
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
I have to admit, I only know a little greman, I used a translator on the last one. :)
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
Die Hölle, die Sie sagen! Ha h
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 1:18 pm
RAUS MIT EUCH!!! JETZT!
Bartimaeus - December 30, 2009, 11:43 am
German, its the language of "Get the fuck off my lawn!" lol 5/5
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 10:37 am
I don't know what those guys said, but this is hilarious!!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:26 am
Ja das macht viel Spass! 5 Lowen!
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 8:58 pm
Ja das est gut! Ja! Funf Uber panzers!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 8:49 pm
too many puns for this buzz. 5 side cars


SOUNDTRACK OF THE WAR -


TAGS: give peace a chance silent sounds soldiers piano
Rating: 3.71/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 3:26 pm
Somehow I knew you were gonna say that Admiral! (Maybe cause someone else already did)
AdmiralAckbar - June 25, 2010, 3:17 pm
It's a trap!
motifake - June 25, 2010, 6:50 am

Its a TRAP! Perfect sniper target


ECONOMY CLASS - "NEXT TIME, I'M PAYING FOR FIRST CLASS"


TAGS: missle launcher soldiers
Rating: 3.35/5


MERCY - Because of your thoughtfulness, instead of shooting you dead, she'll just knee you in the marbles. Well played.


TAGS: fail owned flower soldier woman
Rating: 2.89/5

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Jmac0585 - July 2, 2009, 9:44 am
TY, The "professional" demonstrator knows how not to be the one that will invoke law changes in the future.
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:46 am
Agreed. 5L
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:51 pm
That's Jmac, dammit!
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:50 pm
This one is hilarious. Well Played, jmac. 5. And she can knee me in the marbles anytime. I just love a marble-kneeing woman in uniform.


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